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Desktop Glove-Brick-Banana Peel Situation 1995
acrylic on paper
14" x 14"
2013







Insecure Jungle Foliage In a Moment of Self-Reflection
acrylic and gouache on paper
12" x 12"
2013







Dead End
acrylic and gouache on paper
12" x 12"
2013







Jerry and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
acrylic and spray paint on panel
30" x 40"
2013







E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORK
(left to right, top to bottom)
Black Magic Cocaine Gifted to King Tut by Ex-Girlfriend on His Birthday
Rare Snow Mushroom Eaten By Mall Elf to Restore Powers of Persuasion at Verizon Kiosk
Ribbon Cutting Ceremony For New State of the Art White Chocolate Fountain at Golden Corral, Paramus, New Jersey
Juggalo Wedding Pavilion
Boogie Nights Terrarium Diorama From Community College Pass/Fail Elective Recovered From Dairy Queen Dumpster, San Antonio, TX
Runner-Up in Kid Pix Print-Out Competition, 1994
Strobe Light From Salvador Dali's Man Cave Sold at Auction to Chris Angel for 1p7 Mil.
Jordan's Furniture Carpet Display, Nashua, NH, 1994
Plagiarized Thesis Paper Comparing and Contrasting Divergent Theories on the Controversiality of Duran Duran Videos as Parsed in The Famed Court Case of Duran v. Duran
Mark McGrath and Kim Gordon Not in Coversation on Bench Outside LAX, Post Bachelorette Season 9 Finale (Unrelated)
The Hamburgler 4,000 Years In The Future Sees His Reflection For The First Time and Has An Existential Crisis, Predictably
Donald Trump's Art Collection Submerged in New Age Formaldehyde Reflecting Pool Sells at Auction for $740,000,000 to Anonymous (Woody Woodpecker)
E-Postcard From Cyber Summer Camp Mistakenly Links to Hulk Hogan Sex Tape
Poorly Organized Fold-Out Posters from Ranger Rick, 1998
Tara Reid Graduating From Urban Outfitters DIY Screen Printing For Beginners Class, Tulsa, OK, 2009
Bear Ghost Returning to Haunt Crate & Barrel Showroom Pleasantly Surprised to Find Pelt Perfectly Matches Glass Coffee Table
New Everything Bagel Spawned From BP Oil Spill Comes with Special $8,000,000,000 Black Cream Cheese, Capers
Dad Encouraged to Order Sushi Combo Platter With Watermelon Roll at Pop-Up Pan-Asian Fusion Friendly's, Worcester, MA, 2003

gouache on panel
sizes vary (4" x 4" - 16" x 16")
2013











MYSTERY VACATION
(left to right, top to bottom)
Man Ordering Stuffed Potato Skins at Panera Bread Thinks He is at Applebees
Afterhours Employee Sex on Organic Juice Bar, Bedford Ave
Food Court at Salamander Breeding Farm
Screenshot of Cancelled Saturday Morning Cartoon, SS1 Ep1
Iguana Fantasy Clubhouse Mock-Up, Grotto Detail
Low Res Image for New Age Dance and Wellness Class For Seniors Pamphlet
Socially Conservative Man In Conversation with Gay Cousin
Unexpected Gift Bag from Bed Bath and Beyond Grand Opening
100 Year Old Hot Dog with Cloak
Iguana Fantasy Clubhouse Mock-Up
Missing Outfit from Pebbles X-Mas Eve Party, Dec 24 1991
Unfulfilled Free Continental Breakfast, Comfort Inn, Texarkana, AK
Gummy Sharks Melted on Back Seat of Rental Car, Orlando, Florida
Slug Orgy, Sponsored by Pepsi Lite
Jeff's Food Network Audition Tape
Nicholas Cage

acrylic on panel
sizes vary (4" x 6" - 24" x 30")
2013
view installation shots from Mystery Vacation, Richmond, VA







Banana Gloves
acrylic on paper
6" x 4"
2013







My Heart Will Go On Poster From Spencer's Gifts
acrylic on panel
6" x 4"
2013







Bongo Butt's Butt Burn
acrylic on panel
6" x 4"
2013







Assorted Multiethnic Gay Pinups
acrylic on panel
6" x 4"
2013







Two People One Head / Two Heads One People
acrylic and spray paint on panel
8" x 8"
2013







The Map From Old Joy Disguised as Edward James Olmos from Miami Vice (O)
acrylic, gouache and spray paint on paper
16" x 16"
2012
Sundance Film Festival A to Z, Todd Oldham for Sundance







Freaks
acrylic and spray paint on paper
13" x 15"
2012







Plants Overlooked By Modern Society
acrylic and spray paint on paper
18" x 24"
2012







Nite Nerves
acrylic and spray paint on paper
18" x 24"
2012







Flesh Club on Texas Toast with Olives (Slip'N'Slime)
acrylic and spray paint on paper
15" x 20"
2012
Sammiches, Star Gods Press, Vancouver, BC







Toxxxic Avenger
acrylic and spray paint on paper
22" x 22"
2012







New Construction (Brick Situations)
acrylic on panel
40" x 30"
2011







American Bricks (Brick Situations)
acrylic on panel
40" x 30"
2011







Brick Yin Yang (Brick Situations)
acrylic on panel
40" x 30"
2011







Dramatic Cliffhanger (Brick Situations)
acrylic on panel
40" x 30"
2011







Urban Scenario (Brick Situations)
acrylic on panel
40" x 30"
2011







Nations of the World Tapestry
acrylic and spray paint on paper
22" x 30"
2011







Singular Flag with Drop Shadow
acrylic and spray paint on paper
22" x 30"
2011







Ethnic Bedroom Poster
acrylic and spray paint on paper
22" x 30"
2011















Flags
acrylic and spray paint on paper
sizes vary
2011







Secret Stash
acrylic and spray paint on paper
15.75" x 10.25"
2011
Museums Press Anthology, Museums Press, Glasgow







And I Guess That Was Your Accomplice In The Wood Chipper
acrylic on paper
22" x 14"
2011







The Traveler
acrylic on paper
24.5" x 36.5"
2010
American Cancer Society More Birthdays Campaign







The Grand Companion
acrylic on paper
10" x 10"
2010







Luck
acrylic on paper
13.5" x 9.5"
2010
Faesthetic # 13







I Have Nightmares About You
acrylic and spray paint on panel
12" x 12"
2010







Warm Igloo
acrylic on paper
12" x 12"
2010







Stanley Goobrick
acrylic on wood
10" x 10" x 4"
2010







Pixalchemy
acrylic and ink on paper
15" x 15"
2010