When I Saw Gwen Stefani's Miniature White Chocolate Kitchen My Jaw Dropped, All My Hair and Teeth Fell Out, and I Impulsively Started My Own Web-Based Lifestyle Branding Pop-Up Fragrance Experience (Scientists Were Shocked!) Featuring 72 Must-Have Human Rights You Won't Believe Really Exist, But That Really Do Exist At The Bottom of Oreo Pence's Pool Full of Listerine, Watch Til The End!
4' x 4'
acrylic and sand on canvas over panel
2017







ExistentialRoundUp.Gov Top Weekly Clicks: What Type of Motocross-Themed French Onion Chili Cheese Log Do You Need In Your Life Just in Time for Soul Cavity Bleaching Week™? The Results Will Shock You! WATCH: Meaningful Video Appears To Show Fetus Pumping Gas From Within The Womb! And, 25 Life Hacks That Transform Ordinary Household Objects Into Cute Mason Jar Organizers For All Your Whiteness, Cheesecake Ideas! Click Like
5' x 5'
acrylic and sand on canvas over panel
2017







14 Real Life Billionaires You Won't Believe Really Exist and Decide the Fate of the Free World on Behalf of the Cast of 'The Real World: Middle Earth,' Including Fashion Santa, Big Pharma, Whoever Starred In 'Maniac Cop 3,' an Actual Ghoul, and a Cartoon Evangelical Kangaroo! Click Here and Comment AMEN to Live out the Rest of Your Life as a Golden Retriever!
5' x 5'
acrylic on canvas over panel
2017







30 Most Shockingly Gorgeous Stars Who Became Monsters After Learning This One Trick That Culd Change Everything About The Way You See This Video: Hot Wife Cooks What For Husband After Sees Him With These Top 30 Celebrity Tummy Tuck Nightmares, Your Jaw Will Drop!
4'6" x 4'6"
acrylic on linen
2016







If you stop reading this u will die my name is terra fidalgo if u don't post this on 20 more photos I will sleep with you 29 days later her mom dies search me up I'm real
24" x 30"
acrylic on canvas over panel
2016







Life Hack: You Won't Believe This 53 Million Dollar Home Made Only With Lays Mashed Potatoes! Also, What Your Fish Might Be Saying About You
12" x 12"
acrylic on canvas over panel
2016







Stuffed Cartoon Woodchuck at Church Yard Sale Sees The Future Through a Crack in The Patriarchy's Palm; What Happens Next Will Leave You Wondering How They Fit All That Cheese In There!
12" x 12"
acrylic on canvas over panel
2016







Your Holiday Twelve-Step Guide To Exploiting Weakness In Others For Personal Gain In General and Specifically For a Leg-Up On Opening Your Own Discount Atomic Wings Supercenter
12" x 12"
acrylic on canvas over panel
2016







39 Hottest Clues That Your Landlord's Van Might Be On Fire
24" x 24"
acrylic on canvas over panel
2016







Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
24" x 30"
acrylic on linen over panel
2016







Nites of the Round Table Meet at Local Red Robin to Discuss Stock Market, BET Awards, Strawberry Flavored Milk, Some Other Stuff
23"
acrylic and pumice gel on canvas over panel
2016







Ted Cruz and Tom Cruise and Ted Bundy Take Poppers on Tropical Cruise Simulator at King of Prussia Mall (King of Prussia, PA), Dedicate Lives to Edible Arrangement Innovation Culture
23"
acrylic and sand on canvas over panel
2016







Post-Plastic Surgery Nuclear Meltdown Evening Ski Constitutional on Jupiter With Marshalls Applewhite, Halloween 2069
24" x 30"
acrylic on canvas over panel
2015







Gingerbread Woman 2016 Does What The Fuck She Pleases, Quaaludes On A Windy Day
24" x 30"
acrylic and sand on canvas over panel
2015







Four Wizards Marching
6" x 8"
acrylic on panel
2015







Free Stuff / Misc / Etc / Ghosts
20" x 24"
acrylic and pumice gel on panel
2015







YouTube Channels Features Nondescript Man Sculpting Foam Avatars For Every One of His Multiple Personalities, Raccoon Videos, One Suspenseful InDesign Tutorial
23"
acrylic and sand on panel
2015







Hells Angels Break Into Stop'N'Shop In Hudson, MA, Reenact Scene From 'Son In Law' In Which Pauly Shore Wears The Fruit Hat
30" x 40"
acrylic and sand on panel
2015







38 Slushy Recipes That Will Make You Reconsider Everything You Thought You Knew About Your Husk of a Soul
14" x 18"
acrylic on panel
2015







Redux
11" x 14"
acrylic on panel
2015







K.A.L.E. Rules Everything Around Me
16" x 20"
acrylic and sand on panel
2015







Woman From Subway and Costanza Mid-Robbery
20" x 24"
acrylic and sand on panel
2015







George And Jerry Meet With NBC Executives Forever
30" x 30"
acrylic on panel
2015







You Won't Believe Your Eyes When You See This Exciting New Prototype For Froot Loops Concept Media LLC 4.0
16"
acrylic on panel
2014







Season 6, Episode 9: 'The Jimmy' - Variations Of
16"
acrylic on panel
2014







Nephew Interrupts Thanksgiving Dinner To Announce Plans To Open Head Shop For Dogs Called 'Air Bud,' Is Looking For Investors
20" x 24"
acrylic and sand on panel
2014







Quack Is Wack
11" x 14"
acrylic and sand on panel
2014







You Could Win Up To $200,000 Cold Hard Cash Towards Your Next Set of Meditations on Captain Ron! Click Here To Apply Now
24" x 30"
acrylic and sand on panel
2014







Helen Hunt's 1968 Snow Globe Containing Vision of Future 1994 Grocery List, Mariah Carey CD
16"
acrylic and sand on panel
2014